Monday, July 29, 2013

Jokes and Riddles

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

I live in a bowl.
I can swim.
I have a tail.
I also have fins and big eyes.
I am a...

I'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...

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